stopbouncingonmyfencematt
stopbouncingonmyfencematt
stopbouncingonmyfencematt

Something worth cheering for, finally.

For stock I’m with you. But tacky body kits are still tacky body kits, no matter how professional the installation. Also, those wheels look cool but 22s must ride like a Conestoga wagon.

So what did Ricketts, the owner who brought in the best to help win in over a 100 years, do to poor little you?

must have been a great ride

Nope he’s gay. Gay in the gay sense. He allows men to insert their penises in his asshole.

Hamilton wants racism. Hamilton loves racism. Without racism he’s just another underemployed gay writer in nyc.

Now playing

“If they can dye the river green today, why can’t they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?”

Little Boy Blew..... he needed the money.

Insert three paid weeks off to “rehab” probably...

Bernstein wouldn’t expose himself to that, he’s at least self-aware enough to know how much people do hate him when they do.

Oh god no. Please, no. No no no no no no no. Do not let his somehow propell Dan motherfucking Bernstein to some sort of national level of promenence, oh fuck I think I just threw up a little in my mouth thinking about it

It really would surprise me. The only other time I have heard anyone say Bernstein was intelligent is Dan himself.

Damn, I was going to rebut this but...

I’m sure the city which refuses to shut the fuck up about the ‘85 Bears will have no issue moving on.

Oh god. I came here expecting the usual Nolan attempt to rain on something people are enjoying. Then I got to the part about Bill Simmons. WE CAN NOT EXPOSE THE COUNTRY TO DAN BERNSTEIN PEOPLE. If the country finds out that Chicago produces that sort of useless gas bag the city will be nuked by the end of the year.

Very insightful and nice to see a positive article about the Tribe for a change. Kudos sir!

Not a bit of it. If you watched the Tribe this year and didn’t see a really good baseball team on the rise, you don’t know one when you see one.

#BanMotorcycles

Even happier for his old hag sister Joan

Jon Lester is such a selfish prick. He just said he doesn’t ever want to be put in that situation again. And he was speaking on a personal level. Well, retire from baseball, asshole.