Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Because, uh... grit, soldiers on the football battlefield, molding young boys into men, discipline, GRIT GODDAMN IT!!!

Ain’t nobody knocking Gritty off the top of that list

He actually bumped out that raccoon that’s been in all the Marvel movies lately.

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

The only one seriously competing against Simone Biles is Simone Biles.

It requires a high level of social cohesion and trust in the government that we just don’t have in the states-also a willingness to compromise. One of the most interesting examples of the latter is Finland (not technically Scandinavia, but it’s lumped in with them often). After the Finnish Civil War, in order to…

“I’ve spent a lot of this season wondering how people who would defend the current actions being undertaken by ICE in detention centers like the ones depicted are reacting to this season.”

I tried a similar move over one of those big concrete Kit Kat bar-shaped things in front of my parking spot. It didn’t go well. I had to have both legs amputated just below the knee. Then I murdered my girlfriend through a bathroom door in South Africa.

And why does Ben Shapiro have anything? Oh, right, by virtue of being a white dude. Megan Rapinoe has to, y’know, run up and down a fucking soccer field for hours in whatever conditions the weather throws at her.  Ben Shapiro whines like a mule from behind a microphone.  I’m not sure how he thinks her sexuality…

And Lil’ Ben gets funded by hard-right advocacy organizations because he’s an outspoken racist fascist with a large Twitter following. So what’s his beef exactly?

He says it like it’s a bad thing:

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

So much truth. I went from “FEMALE STARBUCK? WTF” to “Wholey shit Starbuck is awesome in this show.” in one episode.

My sister swam in high school and regularly competed against two swimmers who would go on to medal in the Olympics. Watching those meets was hilarious, especially since my sister swam the 500. There would be like five lanes of normal high school swimmers, then one seemingly turbo-charged mermaid ahead of them by like…

This.  I can’t even figure out if I just think she’s hot, or just think she’s a badass, or just think she’s got great presence, or if it’s a combination of all of them pump-faking me on the rest, but I adore her in everything.  She was INSPIRED as Vic in Longmire.

Katee Sackhoff makes me very, very happy!

As a teenager, my sister regularly played against Megan Rapinoe and her twin sister. My sister went on to be all-state in high school and all conference in college and blah blah blah (whatever, dad, I was good at sports too!!!), but I’m sure if I look hard enough in my parents’ garage, I could find some old VHS tapes…

Great list - pretty much agree on all points, but I would def add the following:

As any cat owner can tell you, you just have to close a door to the place you wish the cat to go. They will immediately paw on the door and leave on their own.