69-yard-play : story involving Gronk :: smelly wet fart : story involving Big Ben

He’s in there to defend against the jump ball, which is definitely something he can do very well. Breaks down when they don’t do that though. In fairness to Gronk, it’s not like the players who were actually defenders did their job either.

There you go. That throw is definitely a shortstop’s.

bad call by belichick. you can’t put gronk out there if you want to STOP a 69-er.

He was SS/Pitcher in HS. A good one who threw a no hitter in a state playoff game. But it’s been reported his sidearm throw was from playing SS.

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

“Football is safer than it’s ever been.” This talking point is repeated throughout the book. Safe, safe, safer, safe.

Yeah. I can’t stand the Raiders and think Gruden’s contract is the funniest thing in the NFL right now, but his explanation makes sense. And even if it didn’t, it’s not like it actually cost them anything since they had three timeouts with seven seconds left in the half.

Because when everyone already knows you’re a petulant dickhead, throwing the flag is just unnecessary doubling down.

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

if i wrote a poem, someone plagiarized it, and then had the gd audacity to get a tattoo of my words on their body??? i’d have a very hard time being as civil as mckibbens.

Couldn’t believe it when I heard it, especially when they showed his wife crying, and talked about all the mean things that had been written and said.

In the next day or two, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out Bradford was being a hero, a good guy with a gun chasing the actual gunman. But, you know, he was black, so by definition, not a good guy.

Regarding your surprise at them admitting they fucked up, allow me to explain my state’s horrible bullshit: in the eyes of the white voter and power base, this is not admitting they fucked up. It reads that way to decent and reasonable people, but this is actually a message to the “Lord Joe”s and “Dee Plored”s of the…

A 27-24 game would likely have been decided by whichever team got the ball last...

It’s Arena football. I like Arena well enough. But 100+ points?

WHY DON’T THEY MAKE THE WHOLE LEAGUE OUT OF MAHOMESES?

Old man: I REMEMBER WHEN 11-7 WAS A REAL FOOTBALL GAME. *falls asleep at 3PM on Sunday*

The day will come that my children look at a 21-17 game and wonder how us old-timers kept from killing ourselves to alleviate boredom.