Not 50 but I wish I could sleep until 5. These 10 to 330s get old.

Back in my very depressed days of 2013, 30 Rock was the only thing that let me get some sleep. I’d seen all of the episodes enough that I didn’t have to really pay attention and could drift off, but it was just engaging enough to keep my brain from wandering into the dark places. Even now, when I’m having trouble…

. . . unless you go deep into the Ohio State corners of the internet . . . .

Am I the only one who clearly sees the ball slip out of Cousins hand before Graham hits it? That’s a fumble.

No, it’s actually not hard at all to mourn the death of a 16-year-old.

To be fair, Blurred Lines is awful.

Yeah, that is one of the more unbelievably fucked up parts.

Ever dated a Steelers fan?

I never bought the idea that Paterno “didn’t know”. If your #1 assistant is banging 10 year olds in the shower for 25 years, you know. You’re just hoping no one else finds out because hey, this is the guy that made Penn State “Linebacker U”. That’s more important than a few random little kids, right?

“There are worse things than prioritizing football over the safety of children.”

Yeah, Reid completely outcoached Belichick in every way. The Pats looked like they had never seen some of the KC offensive sets in their lives.

I’m really curious what part of that game made you think Andy Reid coached poorly.

In a way, that makes Marky Mark the MOST “Patriot Fan” of all Patriot Fans.

Wonderful. Especially after that puke inducing pep rally before the game led by Wahlberg. How does Marky Mark have the fucking the gall to go on national TV and tell the tale of the amazing SB comeback he didn’t actually witness because he left the game early when the Pats were getting shit stomped?

That’s karma for that gaudy AF ceremony before kickoff where they sucked their own dicks dry like they were Steve Bannon

Flyover Country dismissal by the sports media, in large part.

The Chiefs looked really good out there, even before the comeback, and both Smith and Hunt just being amazing. Still, I really hope that the Pats figure out those defensive kinks going forward.

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

Regardless of her own views, I seriously doubt she would enjoy parallels being drawn between her daughter and nazis. Even the nazis seem to not like parallels between themselves and nazis.

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I do.