At its rehearsal dinner.

Every movie I’ve ever seen says that your genetic engineering will absolutely fail and they’ll eat you and then they’ll eat all of us.

UM, “could you be a peach” sounds SUPER condescending, and the choice to use it on DAY TWO of a new job with your BOSS is just ... that’s incredibly bad judgment.

One dude stops waving before the bus is even fully passed. One dude couldn’t be bothered to put on a red shirt. One dude DIDN’T EVEN STAND UP OUT OF HIS CHAIR.

It seems like Russell Wilson and J.J. Watt, are neck-and-neck, for the “NFL’s Most Annoying Player”.

There’s a great interview that she did - I think maybe it was with Seth Meyers? - where she said that as a child she wanted to change her name because no one could pronounce it, and her mother told her: “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.” Truth.

Oh goodie! If this catches on and becomes a thing, abusers can compulsively check the hands of their victims and beat the shit out of them for every stray pen mark they find!

I’m really ready for her sanctimony pony to throw a shoe.

The fact that she had to mention that she “walked up to them calmly” means that she either-A) Did not walk up to them calmly or B) Feels like walking up to a gay couple calmly is something worth mentioning or C) Eat a bag of butts, lady.

I am a huge, long time Chiefs fan and homer as much as the next guy, but KC wasn’t the much better team. If you erased the 5 turnovers, they were the better team. Which a bit like saying, “if you ignore the infidelity, my wife is awesome”. But you are totally correct, as Chiefs fans, we’ll never be happy.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

Miller tossed Zeus to the ground simply to avenge Cronos and the Titans being banished to Tartarus.

Fuck me. This is up there with the Lin Elliott game and that Colts divisional game from a couple years ago. Not as high of stakes, but damn.

I wonder how much of it is the Chiefs’ players “trying too hard,” as they say, to avoid putting Reid in the position to fuck up the end of the second half like he did the first and like he did the Super Bowl with the Eagles.

First Toke with Skip Jayliss and Stephen A. Spliff.

Are you currently:

FYI, I’m smoking marijuana, still does not make sense. Will report back after vaping.

sure, just as soon as the incessant “flyover country” shit stops.