It's hard for me to watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch

this really isn’t a story about a celebrity being a dick but just giving the best self-effacing put down ever. I was shooting something for mtv with Joe strummer just before he died and we wrapped and were all drinking at Niagara at the end of the night. Jim Jarmusch came by to hang out with Joe Strummer out of the…

Not a dick story, but a good one. (Also, not my story, but I was there and I can vouch for it).

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

It SHOULDN’T take a familial relationship to understand how to be a decent person. Unfortunately, it often does. :\

For a lot of guys, it does, and not automatically either. This is the world we live in.

Two reflections:

Maybe.....Don IS cancer?

I don’t have much to add, because this is great, but I will say this: I was really struck by the fact that, in facing down her death, Betty showed more of a level head, less selfishness, and more maturity than she had ever had before. It made me so sad and so proud of her, in a way. I just thought she was showing true…

I thought the whole thing was an homage to me. My mother’s name was Bettye, and she died of lung cancer, and I worked my way up from a secretary to a much higher position in my company (ala Peggy), and I have a dog named Ted. (all of this is true)

“Munich is a cool place”

Wait - so this one, albeit massive, douchewaffle behaves inappropriately with an intern and that’s it, no more internship program? What about other students who might be seeking legislative experience? This feels like a “our young people won’t be safe in the gubmt building” sort of response to me. Or even worse, “we…

“My pet dog Eva Braun”

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

Like the Old Testament Yahweh, Bellichick’s wrath is fierce and unforgiving. O what you hath wrought, Troy Vincent.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Obligatory.

I’m a straight male, and I’m pretty sure that this moment is the most physically attracted i’ve ever been to a woman.