“Mom, Dad? I need your help. I don’t feel like people hate me enough. Already people have forgotten what a lowlife I am. Can we lawyer up and get my name back in the news? I miss the picketers outside the house. Now I’m a nobody!”

Every time I see that picture I think of someone getting so stoned they turn into Michael Cera.

This is nice news. White, male, privilege really never ceases to amaze. Dumpster vs. 3 sided trash receptacle, or whatever. Wouldn’t anyone just think, holy crap I should just thank my lucky stars I’m already out of jail?

My guess is that Brock is trying to get off the sex offender registry. Daddy’s friends will always give him a job, but the sex offender registry is its own nasty beast that he can’t buy his way out of.

F-CK THE COLLEGE BOWL PLAYOFF.

Back around 2000 or so, one of my friends was home by himself smoking some high quality weed and watchng late night TV.

“Where are the genuine “party of Lincoln” republicans”

Last time I was in a Jack-In-The-Box there was a poster on the door with the clown saying, “If you worked here, you’d know why I’m smiling.” My guess at the time was whoever writes their motivational materials never stood behind the counter.

It’s a paradigm difference.

Waffle House pays its employees crap and overwork them. No wonder that poor employee was sleeping during a dead shift. Kudos for the guy having the guts to get hid own sandwich, but Waffle House needs to pay their employees better, not discipline some poor schmo passed out because he’s already worked 80 hours that…

I AM FUCKING RETURNING YOUR ASS TO THE GRAYS TONIGHT. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1.) Michael got me laughing in front of customers like a crazy person.

One poster (srry, I forget who) was saying they thought this “movement” started as a 4Chan troll, and was designed so that dolks would question or argue with the premise, thus making wypipo in earshot hella butthurt.

The money provided for the donation is going to be siphoned from the NFL’s funds for breast-cancer awareness and military-service initiatives, so it won’t cost the NFL a dime, according to Slate.

I’m waiting for the inevitable tweet from Trump lambasting the NFL players for taking money away from breast cancer awareness and military support, followed up by one ripping in to Reid for not being grateful.

So the fuckers didn’t just sellout a bunch of players but fucked over other charities just so he could claim a Pyrrhic victory?

I’m no genius but I really don’t understand what special kind of idiot one would have to be to assume an organization that honestly thinks athletes as cattle fodder would just willingly give $100 million to be used in any manner their slaves (excuse me, employees) would see fit.

“Non-Traditional Workplace Agreement”