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StoneColdStephenFAustin
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Kanyesian economics? Ok ok I'm going to bed now.

welp, that's my cue. later homies.

@buzz ….no.

The Derek Jeter Gift Basket sounds like an especially raunchy sex act.

actually, do go check your twitter DMs when you get a chance. edit: @scrawler

wow we did get it all girly up in here, didn't we?

@avclub-bae6a614f57536659ef89e3a491d6030:disqus lol wut

I love you both and yes, Twitter. At least so I can direct message you and gossip. ;)

I love smiling. Smiling's my favorite.

Even if it was just a line, it was very successful.

we've been over this, bro.

ok ok full disclosure @littlealex told me that and I think he was just trying to flatter me.

I've been told I somewhat resemble Scarlett Johansson. /coolstorybro

@avclub-1eb590c1259ff05809830227e2b7e782:disqus wow, be more pervy. No, I'm serious. Please do.

@avclub-1eb590c1259ff05809830227e2b7e782:disqus teach me the ways of the scotch-drinkers, my darling

Yuck, I hate Scotch! Dealbreaker?

DO YOU HEAR ME KANYEDAAAAAAAAAAAA

bye-bye Jeffy

Hands Across the Bottom

Kan(ye)struct