Those MGM jets are the bomb. It must be nice to be a high roller and get "Comped!" (After losing a Million Dollars).

Very witty, and a good sense of humor! His kids probably think it is hilarious.

So Much Bad News and Negativity lately, everyone including Many Wealthy celebrities deserves credit for taking part. Good Job. Go to Youtube and there are many funny video's including Bill Gates and Vince McMahon.

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As someone who lived in Simi, apparently this doofus(A War Machine doesn't surrender quietly..or BEAT WOMEN!) didn't know that many COPS (Especially LAPD) live there. Besides being "One of the Most Safest Cities in the US" it is also one of the most boring.

While I would never agree to being punished like this, I really like and admire this guy having a sense of humor. Anyone can win a league, (Iv'e won and unless there is money involved, its not worth the time really) but it takes a secure man with some guts to pull this off.

Hopefully you wren't as foolish as I was. I bought his stock on Margin.

And then I plant a fake ledger and drugs in his locker, and he gets kicked off the team and his life is destroyed I hate bullies., and they can't deal with people that stand up to them. Another PR win for the ever savvy NFL!

Well said. Well at least Dick Cheney isn't on the committee to decide who will play for the National Championship at the Halliburton Bowl.

I am not an expert but I do know that Condoleezza Rice is on the committee so we can expect the "Highest Levels" of integrity!

Nathan is lucky he is being paid $9 Million this years to be a lousy closer, because getting that much dough is the only reason he hasn't been released. You could bring up a hard throwing kid from Single A who would do better then his 6 blown saves and 5.00 + ERA! What a tool.

He is clearly not very smart, and completely self centered. He strikes me as the kid in high school that would hang with the bullies, and take pleasure in seeing others hurt, but would beg and weep when they realized he is a cowardly tool and turned on him.

Cool and Classy, a very nice gesture.

Very nice of you to post. If you have the desire and time, I would try and send a note to his family in this tremendous time of grief. Just a suggestion.

Like the Unicorn, nice to hear that this Mythical Story is getting some play!

Are they gonna invite the old weed smoking Black Guy from the View?

And also how many teachers immediately think the Socratic Method when referring to Critical Thinking? It seems to be his valid POV, but to then claim that all other opinions are wrong or misguided lacks......I can't think of a term!

As a former teacher, I agree with some of your points. I would hate having a teacher that never had an opinion on anything. I would love having a teacher that took a position, presented each side of a debate, then let me come to my own conclusion. Your point about indoctrination is something that I completely disagree…

Great credit should go for scooping ESPN on both these stories. ESPN didn't have anything until an hour to 2 hours after Deadspin posted. I also think the replies by most Deadspin readers are a credit to the site. They are much more rational then the facebook posts, which seem to exonerate Stewart completely then…

Basically, a couple of has beens, 2 funny guys, and just when Keith has his trademark sactimonious Smug look, everyone blows up a like a Hummer hitting an IED.