I don't seem to be watching any of the shows that Carrie covers, but I really liked this review. I tried clicking on the author's name above the article but all I got was a lot of pieces on various subjects so I'm not even sure which shows she does cover week-to-week. Either there are none at the moment or the…

Carrie, could you please cover the show next season? That way I wouldn't have to scroll through Phil's lousy crap every week to get down to the comments section where all the fun is.

You want to wake up to free yourself of the image of the whoring bed. But it is not possible.

I JUST POSTED THIS ON SLUGLINE AND IT'S GETTING SO MANY HITS OMG

Not good enough for Phil.

I can't possibly imagine Allison just pragmatically deciding that it would be better for her to move to Paris and live there (even for a time). I can hardly imagine her being forced to do so either. That would've been terribly out of character.

Yes, because it's PERNICIOUS.

Get some sleep, Phil. This is getting ridiculous.

He just wanted to use the word "pernicious". And so do I. PERNICIOUS.

If you mention Wincest you summon the fanfiction horde. There will be a fan convention anyway, but with pie.

"You want to wake up to free yourself of the image of Europa. But it is not possible."

As much as it saddened me to see TWoP die after NBCU acquired it, at this point they really should just shut it down. People barely post on Supernatural forums there and it's Supernatural. I mean you write "Supernatural" on a wall and five minutes later there is a fan convention there with actors attending.

This is probably just Phil posting.

Pretty much everything Phil does isn't up to AVC standards. It's not even the mediocre writing, it's the fact that he is so obsessed with presenting himself as a hard-to-please snobbish TV critic that he barely even pays attention to what's actually happening on the show. These reviews aren't even about Teen Wolf -…

Now post it under every comment in this section and it will become true.

She probably was already on the brink after Hostages. I don't know who hands out assignments on AVclub, but this just seems cruel.

I SCROLLED DOWN TO THE COMMENTS SECTION, REMAINED UNSPOILED AND ESCAPED.

I was hoping for a season set in a library.

I'm almost never satisfied with attempts to revive past shows. I didn't care much for Serenity and that X-Files movie had been a disaster. But yesterday I was in awe when I was watching this shit. Yes, it might be fan service, but what a damn fine piece of fan service it is.

MAID OF ERATH: I can't say the job made me this way. More like me being this way made me right for the job.