I love that his Animal Crossing character looks exactly like him.

USB keyboards also work; it’s nice to keep one handy to use when docked next to a PS4!

They’re missing out on a whole slew of opportunities. Scary Stories to Tell at Starbucks. Scary Stories to Tell During HR Meetings. Scary Stories to Tell a Possum, Who Doesn’t Even Speak English.

I don’t like the distance wearing a headset creates between me and people in my house. They all treat it like I’m doing something serious and can’t be interrupted.  Nah, if this was serious time, I’d tell you and close the door.

I think Jeff said something like 30ish options? But he mentioned “fall back” and that sold me. Not that anyone will listen to it. The closest thing now is to just spam the all-purpose, “Group up with me!”

There’s just something about getting onto voice chat—which really has nothing to do with other people being toxic…

:: RUNS AROUND SCREAMING LIKE A BIRTHDAY GIRL ::

All those people who called Pete a rat and Warren a snake might have preferred to be voting for one of them now, but here we are. 

I was a Warren supporter too.

Me too. But when I was a kid, I’d have said Cosby was on that list.  Maybe we should just elect women?  (I’m on board, but what about Katy Perry?)

Just to show how old I am (and how much I played the original games), it was only 2/3 into the article that my mind stopped going to “Terror From The Deep” every time XCOM 2 was mentioned.

Have you never been in a relationship before? Women can love cute things, and I am sure many of them who like Pokemon think these are cute. It’s not about them “suddenly turning 12" because they like Pokemon-themed sexy wear.

Wait, do pajamas count as lingerie?

Surprisingly cute, actually!  :)

Everything I know about improv, I learned from the Bojack Horseman episode where Todd joins a cult-like troupe on a yacht. I prefer to believe that this was an accurate depiction of such groups.

“Do you want ghosts in the shell? Because that’s how you get ghosts in the shell.”

I know "your", but what am I?

They should open back up. Gamestop stores are relatively small. Gamestop employees can easily manage a small group of people. Hell, they can literally take one person at a time. Sure if you don’t want to wait then you go elsewhere, like Target or Walmart. However, for those whose only option is Gamestop, waiting in…

I am addicted to pocket camp on my phone and today I missed a sale for a switch and I am telling myself I should be happy because now is not the time for me to purchase an unnecessary gaming system that I might never use once this quarantine is over and who knows if I will have a job in a month.

Amen, brother.

Check out Jeeja’s Raging Phoenix as well.