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On the plus side, we got the perfect statement encapsulating Picard’s fondness for Data:

I feel like by this point, after all these years, we should know whether or not They are, in fact, Giants or not. 

Wow, did you manage to jam a Mountain Goats reference in that article?!

Good. The trucks should be crushed and molded into the shape of a Prius. 

I said this yesterday and someone told me to take my tinfoil hat off. Haha!

Fast forward a few years and every studio is going to debut their own shittier versions of GeForce Now that they can charge for and that no one will use.

Probably what happened to Netflix. Every developer probably wants to have their own streaming service, or get some bidding war going on for rights to their game/

There’s zero cost for publisher or developers with Geforce Now. They don’t have to do a thing. The cost is entirely on Nvidia, hence the subscription fee.

Publishers once again shoving their “You own nothing!” d***s down our throats. Because screw you. Pay us more.

What is going through the publishers minds? They are not losing out on money, its not like Nvidia is taking money away from them, and if anyone wants to play a game they don’t own they still have to buy it. All this is is giving people access to computers that can run the games they own better than their own

“Shut up, Mr. Burton. You were not brought upon this world to. Get. It.”

I was never a Carl Sagan fan but I do have some respect for what he brought to the table. He certainly doesn’t deserve to have his skull fucked by a thoroughly third rate attention whore like Tyson.  

Dave Foley is still somehow one of my favorite people in the world. He won me over in NewsRadio some 13 years ago and now I’m just happy to see him pop up anywhere.

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Whenever people are being tedious, I picture them speaking in Weird Neighbor Kid's voice.

One can never have enough Scott Thompson in their life

This is awesome, but also it's going to be sad to see how much they aged. Because it'll remind me how much I've aged. And are there Kids fans who don't think Brain Candy is a stone cold classic?

I saw Public Enemy back in ‘04, or around that time. Chuck D apologized to the crowd that night, as Flavor Flav was arrested earlier that day. They were great, and yeah, Flav is really just set dressing.

How is Chuck D going to know what time it is now? 

I know it’s not what everyone else wants and the chances of it happening are pretty low at this point, but I would be really happy if Rockstar said fuck it, and made something entirely new. I love GTA and Red Dead, but it’s always just going to be bigger, better versions of the things we’ve seen before. At the very

I wouldn’t mind, except raid battles take so long to find in the first place, let alone when you’re trying to find someone specific. The matchmaking is truly horrible.