When I’m that age I plan to slap one person per week.

I don’t have a sleeve. I have a glass screen protector, and that’s never been scratched while docking.

Okay but the mouse ears on the home button is cute.

If any game deserved to be priced at $80, it was The Witcher 3, and yet they still made a shit ton of money at the $60 price point. The $59.99 price tag is not the problem. The insane salaries of these CEOs and the demands of stockholders is. Bobby Kotick is the devil of the games industry, but he’s hardly alone in…

I’d pay $70 ($80 might be stretching it right now) for games if that was the standard cost and included all DLC for free and had no microtransactions - you know, how games used to be. I would think charging $70 for everyone would more than make up for charging $60 + the percentage of players who buy the DLC.

Moore has also famously denounced the movie versions of his work, which would seem like kind of a snotty position to take if the movies based on his comics weren’t largely awful.

FFXIV seriously has one of the most wholesome communities you will find anywhere in gaming. In years of playing with pick-up groups I’ve only seen genuine negativity maybe once or twice. I’ve gotten unsolicited feedback while playing as a tank or healer but it was always constructive and friendly, never toxic. People…

I get where people are coming from worrying about salty gamers getting angry, but that is really not how 95% of the community of FFXIV acts. I’ve run through The Dancing Plague EX with about half a dozen different groups, each one wiping several times, and not once did anyone scream at someone or curse someone out for…

2 things that really hurt stranger things season 3

I hate 3D “anime” with the fury of a thousand suns...but...this... this... looks... promising. 

Like My Bolonga?

“...but it also brings the white-knuckle tension of the climax to a grinding, frustrating halt.”

well there’s a better song they could have sung from Tolkein’s work:

My favorite part was Steve’s sailor suit.

I mean, it’s obvious that he went through the gate. What I don’t understand is how he ended up in fucking Russia. Show your math.

If Harbour has no hope for Barb, we gotta be honest with ourselves: Barb was graphically eaten alive.

Are you guys working on an article on how awful Hopper became?

That aside, I do like Harbour, my working theory is that there will be time travel in the next season, since this season made a quite a few references to time travel movies of the time.

I hadn’t checked the news in almost a day because I needed a day off so yours is the first mention I saw of Gilberto’s passing. It’s sad but he had a very good run. I don’t necessarily value the quality of timelessness in music, I like the fact so much music can instantly evoke the era it was created in/for but…

Watched all of Stranger Things 3 and am also playing the new Stranger Things game on Steam. I thoroughly enjoyed the season with the exception of Lucas’s snot-nosed sister, Erica. I’d like to sacrifice her to the Mind Flayer.

George RR Martin is going to be very surprised to hear that this franchise was actually created by two other people.