It sounds like Infamous Last Light.

Oh, thank god. This will fuel another twenty-five years of Children of the Corn jokes. We were perilously close to losing that thread.

There’s no point in watching a trailer for a show I know I’m going to watch, but I’m very happy Doom Patrol will be back soon.

That is a fantastic painting of Caesar.

So your theory is that Willie Mays was actually a magical fairy who was not a product of his times, like every other human who has ever lived. That makes a lot of sense. Good call.

Wrong. 1931? I guarantee you he called Asian people “orientals” and had all the same crazy ideas about them everyone else did in the 1930s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s.

I thought the whole point of reality television was finding the worst people in the universe and recording them, so you could sit on your couch and feel superior to them.

Daniel Radcliffe talks a good talk, but do you really think if he broke up with Erin Darke, that he’d be open to dating trans women? I’ll believe that when I see it.

I’ve never seen anyone generate more anger with less material. Terry Crews tweets the most obvious, innocuous stuff, where I’m like why do you even bother tweeting that the sky is blue, Terry, but ok whatever, and twitter just goes completely bitchcakes on him, every time.

That is super cool!

Literally every statue of a person born before 1990 is a statue of a racist.

TERF. It’s important, I guess, even after transitioning, to maintain some shorthand way of instantly dismissing the opinions of women who dare to disagree with you. For people who constantly insist they are real women, trans women sure do bring a lot of male entitlement to the table.

Well, it’s not weird to hire a black actor to play a black character. It is weird to hire a black actor to play a white character. It would be also be weird if they cast Norman Reedus as Black Panther.

Problem Areas was my favorite of all the many Daily Show spin-offs, both official and unofficial. It did require more of its audience than any of the others, since Cenac spends all his time asking hard questions, not packaging answers for easy consumption. I’m guessing that’s why it wasn’t more popular.

I usually like it when they do weird casting stuff, like I’ve been lobbying for Pamela Rabe to play Doctor Octopus for years, but with the Fantastic Four, I am genuinely not interested in any version of that team that diverges from their original comic book roster.

I tried Dark, but it felt like no matter how much attention I gave it, it still wanted more from me. Like the only way to enjoy the show and have any idea what’s going on would be to genuinely study it, like a research assignment, and I was interested, but not that interested.

They are everywhere here in New Mexico. I have been religiously searching electronics departments for Animal Crossing cards (there are truly none of those to be had) and I’ve seen Switch Lites at almost every Walmart and Target in town.

It’s funny, because gamers tend to look at Second Life and see an old game with no quests, and wonder how it’s even still around, but SL is booming, and always has been. They make enough money off of Middle Eastern dudes gambling in the weird technically-a-game-of-skill casinos that Second Life will outlive us all,…

In a world where you spend every waking moment being bombarded by all the worst news available from every corner of the globe (while literally being in the midst of a deadly global pandemic, no less), calling your limit on politics and religion is fair play, even if you’ve engaged in it previously. Even if you were…

Best pandemic ever.