Remember that time you tried to charge me $7 for a sprite? Yeah you do. Well, check your lobby, because I lost all my sympathy for movie theaters somewhere right around that snack bar.

I only have one real complaint about Animal Crossing New Horizons, and that is that is way too difficult to get rid of villagers you don’t want. By the 40th time you’ve complained to Isabelle about someone, they should gtfo. But of course it’s really about pressuring you to buy Amiibo cards, which allow you to replace…

There’s a line around the block to get into every Trader Joe’s I’ve tried lately. They’re doing just fine. They’ll continue doing just fine. They won’t lose business, because there’s no one that actually competes with them. They are the only boutique grocery store in most places in America, and the two buck chuck…

I really feel like this is a shooter problem, not a games problem. I play tons of stuff online, and often use voice chat, and have literally not had a bad or sexist experience with anyone since some text based harassment I faced in Everquest, back when I was in high school.

Yeah, the only other rap act I hold in the same regard as the Beasties is Digital Underground. They didn’t have nearly as much material, but they were also highly imaginative and funny and turned out stellar music. Someone should do a documentary about Shock G convincing millions of rap fans that sex packets were real.

“Maybe I’ll wave to you from my car on your birthday.”

Aren’t we all just racist puppets, in the final analysis?

I’m not super thrilled about bugs either, but when he turned out to hate ladybugs, most of my sympathy for Blathers dissolved.

That’s too bad. I think I’ll read the book first, and maybe worry about this movie afterwards.

First, I will agree that this is a silly argument. Especially for me, since I’m not even a big fan of Back to the Future.

Hip hop 1990: “Fight the power!”

I just don’t like having a big thing on my head. Nor do I like dealing with earbuds. I have a great mic which requires neither of those things, but other people’s mics are generally not good enough that they come through a pair of speakers clearly, so we end up back at square one - I just don’t like having a big thing…

It’s 2020. Who doesn’t have a spare usb keyboard to hook up to their conoles?

They should do that one about the sock monkey. Patchwork Monkey, maybe? It’s been a long time. But that was terrifying. I read it in the 4th grade and it still scares me more than any book or movie I’ve encountered since.

Covid19 means Pawnee should have been completely reclaimed by the raccoons by now.

I was hoping to vote for someone who definitely had not committed any form of sexual assault, but hey, I’m spoiled and prone to unrealistic expectations.

Louis CK is very gross, but Biden is a straight up rapist.

Ugh. Early access. Bring it up again when it’s a real game, please.

I know it’s real, but “Abigail Disney” sounds so much like one of those “Henry Ford and Bob Chevy” jokes, I can never get past it.

I wish! But no, not really. If Comic-con were just a bunch of random comic people from all over the world, it would be fine. Probably. But it’s not that at all. Because of San Diego’s location, 80% of the Comic-con people are from LA and 15% are from Tijuana, two cities that produce the rudest, shittiest, most amoral…