This is my favorite headline of the week, William.

gg patriarchy

Whatever I may believe about Woody Allen personally, I’m not going to get mad at someone for believing in Due Process. Innocent Until Proven Guilty is one of the greatest advancements humankind has ever made. It’s one of the true crown jewels of civilization as an endeavor.

The real flaw in “ok boomer” is that it’s not like a laser honed snark strike, it’s simply the only other generation zoomers can name, and they spend far, far more time saying it to millennials and gen x’ers than they do actual baby boomers.

Am I the only one who stuck him in a moon head immediately, and never looked back?

Yeah, I’m with you. You don’t have to like Trump to be tired of hearing the same four jokes being rewritten every day for three years.

I think Lindhome and Leggero are the funniest comedy duo running these days, but in terms of defining this decade, I think you could make a better argument for Broad City, which left television in a slightly different place than where it found it. (Tuca & Bertie, for instance, can only happen after Broad City has been…

Noah Hawley, Raphael Bob-Waksberg, and Damon Lindelof are the creative forces I will remember most from this decade of television/streaming. Walton Goggins and Carrie Coon. Between Archer and Bob’s Burgers, H. Jon Benjamin’s voice work has been both central and essential to this decade of tv.

I was just playing Luigi’s Mansion 3 and wondering how Luigi, of all people, ended up as the greatest Ghostbuster of all time. 

That’s really cool!

I like Disco Elysium. It does not remind me of anything else I’ve played.

The only Dark Shadows fan I ever knew was more obsessed with this show than I have ever seen anyone obsessed about anything. He worked, cooked food as quickly as possible, then retreated to his room to watch Dark Shadows. Every day, for all the years I knew him. Going to Dark Shadows conventions was the only break in…

This was not my favorite episode this season. I’ll never not hate Shelly enough for a Shelly story to work, for one. I know Randy is hopeless, but she’s always just so awful.

Don’t worry. I’m sure there are still plenty of people with no idea what they’re doing who want to make Star Wars movies.

I don’t mess with beta tests or early access any more. I inevitably end up bored of games before it’s even fair to be judging them. It’s a bad system for me. It’s way better to show up on the real opening night.

I wish everyone were on the same page with this stuff. Games and streaming services are moving in one direction, meanwhile ISPs are implementing more data caps, and more throttling. Our cap is a TB a month, which is typically hard to go over, but it wouldn’t take many 100+gb games appearing each month to change that.…

The not washing is silly. Was Kurt’s plan to grow old and die in the world’s nastiest sweater? No. He was going to wash it. Washing it won’t make it less authentic. You could wash it, and then you’d be both the owner of the sweater, and the last person to do Kurt Cobain’s laundry.

This is a decade before my time, but I think Thundarr the Barbarian.

If you did a shot of tequila every time someone on Succession stammers “I just...” while wandering towards their point, you’d be blackout drunk by the time you hit the credits.

Albuquerque has a lot of Pokemon Go players for a place where it’s so dangerous to be outside. This place is like living in a Grand Theft Auto game. I can’t believe the stuff that happens here when you’re just running errands. We moved here from Tijuana; I never felt unsafe in TJ the way I do here.