I keep trying to like Between Two Ferns, but somehow it always feels like a joyless copy of Jiminy Glick.

Rambo. You count the bullets. He counts the blood.

Jack Langrishe was my favorite Deadwood character. I was sad he didn’t make it back for a scene in the movie.

So, if you’re attacking on Hanamura, in Overwatch, there is a little outside courtyard off to the left of the arcade. In that courtyard there is a fire hydrant. I always punch that fire hydrant as the count ticks down to the match starting. Every time. I have never been there and not punched the fire hydrant. Now it’s…

CW: This Crisis event will be 5 hours long.

Apparently there were 216,000 possible answers for “who’s going to get the pizza?”

What Kanye and Taylor do is a G-rated, slumber party, race war, for people on both sides who love plain vanilla ice cream and insist they’re not racist.

I’m sure it’s the Rock, trying to insert himself in the Andre the Giant role.

According to an interview done later, it just wanted to hold tree fiddy.

This is how it begins.

FIRST PANTS.

When I logged into twitter today, I thought, wait, didn’t we just do this a few weeks ago. I’m glad I wasn’t imagining that.

I don’t know how the new Joker movie is supposed to compete with this video.

This is one of the games I’m most excited about!

After reading those texts, I feel like it’s possible I rejected racism too quickly, without really considering both sides of the argument.

It’s Three Houses and Control and Super Robot Wars T until Pokemon Sword, for me. With Final Fantasy XIV and Overwatch filling in the gaps. Hopefully Beyond Blue will show up during a period when I have time for it, otherwise it gets shoved to a back burner and I buy it on sale later. (And hopefully people have nicer…

I’ve been coming here for years now (almost a decade) on a daily basis, and I honestly don’t think Kotaku is even interested in the opinions/comments of anyone they consider a “casual gamer”. The commentariat here is far more monolithic than any of the other kinja sites, even Jezebel. I don’t think I’ve ever seen…

I love your work, Cecilia.

I’m not a fan of game designs or mechanics which require me to go look things up outside of the game. (Which really makes it difficult to enjoy MMOs, most of the time.)

I’m sure the people who run film festivals think American self righteousness regarding Polanski is ludicrous, at this point. Like, ok, so you guys can elect a rapist president, but if that same guy wanted to direct a Spider-Man movie... TOTAL DEAL BREAKER. Whatever credibility we had on this particular subject went…