Freshman year of high school? Listening to a Violent Femmes album from the previous decade over and over and over, probably.

Thank you. Yes. This is the correct answer. I stopped partway through The Dark Half and didn’t read another King book for a decade. It’s only been in the last few years that I’ve gone back and read all the other stuff. It was so bad. So gratuitously self indulgent. Like King doing a caricature of King.

I only want to see signs depicting pokemon or Final Fantasy stuff, so I’m fine with this, regardless of their reasons.

So he killed his sister/brother first by sheer coincidence? That doesn’t sound right, somehow.

That hamster wheel attack is awesome.

It’s interesting because the other discussion we’ve been having recently, in most of these same online forums and on social media, is whether or not video games cause violence. Which they haven’t and don’t, presently. But if gamers continue engaging in this escalating level of vitriol, how long can that stay true?…

I didn’t know I needed City of Heroes on the Switch until you said that, and now I have to run around in circles flapping my arms and yelling AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! until it happens.

You really do have to print the coupon, though, it won’t be a phone coupon. It was a cool idea while it lasted.

I would also like to please be covered in pikachus. Where do I sign?

Why does she look so familiar...

Fuck anyone who would be mean to the Ooblet’s people. Sometimes I hate other gamers. This is so embarrassing.

I hope it ends up somewhere! I’m not at all prepared for Tuca and Bertie and Speckles to disappear forever.

You know, “rewards him with a girlfriend” is a pretty major Nice Guy(TM) red flag. One that suggests you’d probably be better off subscribing to a therapist than Netflix.

I really like the picture Chelsea Beck did for this article! That’s so cute!

I really like Tom Cavanagh. I’m looking forward to seeing his newest character.

I haven’t seen The 100 since... I don’t know, some season that had a number, but I’m fairly certain it was a direct result of the Hunger Games, and not much else.

It’s really too bad this series got saddled with such an unfortunate name, which in no way represents the comedy of the show itself. I suspect that’s one of the reasons it’s had so much trouble finding its audience.

I’m never really bored watching it. It’s entertaining. I just have no investment. It’s like a music video somehow adopted the disguise of a tv show.

Some sites punch up. Some sites punch down. The AV Club punches sideways and randomly, like an angry blind kid riding a merry-go-round.

Milch deserves every award you can give him, and doing it sooner, rather than later, is probably wise.