The problem is that Shanghai has basically turned her into a team mascot. She has a third the play time of any of the real Dragons now, but you’d never figure that out from following the Dragons on social media, where she’s always presented front and center.

I feel like there are only two acceptable endings, at this point.

It’s funny that they’re doing something so misguided and pointless, but it’s also going to be funny when that petition ends up with like 9 million signatures.

It’s criminal that Murray from Mad About You is always left off these lists.

Speak! Speak is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I cannot stop laughing when he is on screen.

I was just reading about her the other day, and apparently William Shakespeare is the only author who has ever outsold Danielle Steel, and he got a four century head start. She sells about as many books as JK Rowling and Stephen King put together, and each of them, alone, sells about as many books as everyone else put…

That sounds great.

Yeah, Dany has been a functioning sociopath for a long, long time. She’s just on a show with like twenty other far more active sociopaths, and a handful of psychopaths, so she managed to fly under the radar for a lot of people, especially the ones who needed to love her because dragons dragons dragons.

I don’t disagree with her, but I think it’s pretty reductive to winnow everything Ramsey did to Sansa down to a single rape scene. She was his hostage/bride at Winterfell for about a year, according to the good people who make highly detailed GoT timelines.

I could probably be talked into that, once I have exhausted the possibilities of the one I’m playing now. It’s weird, but between Mario Kart, where I almost always play Peach, the Kingdoms games I have fallen in love with, and now Reigns, I have spent the vast majority of my time with the Switch as a monarch.

I binged all their games four or five years ago and had a reasonably good time. That was the way to do it. I was in and out before I realized my decisions had virtually no consequences, and got to enjoy the illusion of choice. The best part was eventually finding the Fables comic, and realizing it was Bigby and the…

I just got the last one, Reigns, for my Switch this weekend. (I was very bored and it was $4.) What a cool little game! The whole tinder dynamic gets kind of overstated. Yes, you’re always making one of two choices, but a lot of times it’s more like two dialog options than a yes/no decision. It has a surprising amount…

I really like Tuca and Bertie so far.

lol If you think four is a meaningful number of rejections in the publishing industry, even for someone of Allen’s notoriety, you are in for some very dark surprises if or when you ever write a book yourself.

The average age of Academy voters is something like 72. And that’s average. Which means for every spry young 50 year old in the mix, someone else is in their 90s (or maybe two people in their 80s!). When you construct a movie for the Oscars race, you have your work cut out for you.

Cool. Ok. I’ll give them a shot then! And thank you.

It’s a cliquey system, and after many years of wandering around kinja, I’m 90% sure its sole purpose is to keep women and girls from commenting at Kotaku, and everyone else just gets caught in their faux-woke gravity.

It’s also entirely possible that the Night King isn’t in the books yet. GRRM is many things, but in a rush is not one of them. Almost two million words into the books, he’s still ramping up and introducing new factions and characters.

Sadly, the characters I was so excited to follow home to Legends of Tomorrow after Earth-X did not actually survive Earth-X. The old guy died, and the kid went home!

It does make me wonder, though, if the Night King was an anthropomorphized version of an idea GRRM shared with them. Because being able to turn off all the white walkers like a switch would have to be a tremendous departure from whatever he told them he had planned, unless there really is some way to turn them off…