Finally? Two years is nothing by Venture Brothers standards.

See, they should probably be warning fans of The Shining on this one. Because they keep calling it a “sequel”, but aside from having a character in common, there isn’t much connection to The Shining. Dr. Sleep is barely even horror. It’s more like Stephen King writing a manga adventure story about people with psychic…

Oh, oh, right. Thank you. I was thinking, wait, the girl in Dr. Sleep is like 13, how did we get to this woman in her 30s.

I hope you’re right! I didn’t know I needed a hamster tank until you brought it up, but now nothing else will do.

Nonsense. You see y’all spelled out all the time in the South. And “trying to hard” is not addressed by Southern Hospitality or regional etiquette in any way, shape, or form. That’s simply not a thing, even though you’re pretending it is.

They do sound very similar, but if you really want to call out all the rap songs that sound virtually identical to other rap songs, we’re going to be here for a hundred years.

Yeah, some of those people are definitely dressed for a party, despite Bojack and the other lady with the badge being in costume.

Is that a capture from an episode? Or just a promotional image whipped up by their graphic design department? It’s hard to tell.

Because the first season was a good story with a lot of mysteries in it, whereas the second season has been a lot of mysteries with a little story thrown in. It’s like watching Westworld writers vs. Reddit every week. I mean, I still like the show, but I don’t love it, like I did in the first season.

When I realized Sony was blocking me on the Switch and I couldn’t sign into my Fortnite account, I did some major rearranging around here. All the Sony pre-orders got cancelled, and I fixed our computer so I could go back to being primarily a pc gamer. My reward for doing this was Sea of Thieves, which has been…

I would be happy if those Valiant rainbow patches made it into the game somehow. Put those on the Valiant skins in the OWL store and I will buy a lot more Valiant skins. (I already rock a Valiant Winston.)

Sea of Thieves is amazing, and has an amazing community. I have made more friends in a few weeks of playing that game than I have in all other games combined over the last ten years. Even the most tenacious, savage pvp players are usually friendly and nice when you meet them in the afterlife, while you’re waiting to…

I am having a lot of fun with Jurassic Park Evolution, but I would say that your ability to enjoy it is probably more dependent on your perspective than anything. If you’re one of those people who can never let go of all the things a game ISN’T doing, then you’re not going to like Evolution very much because of all…

It’s never going to happen and you wouldn’t want it to, even if you believe you would. Stories about happy people are boring. Which is why all storytelling, from the beginning of time to now, works the way it does. It says a lot about you, though, that you encounter something so eternal and ubiquitous and find a way…

The Dragons are so much fun to watch. I can’t wait for next season!

We need to talk about the part where Sony has all the Epic accounts from PS4 blocked on Switch before we celebrate anything else. This situation is completely unacceptable.

My dislike of Fortnite building vs. my love of having things to play on the Switch. Hmmm. Hmmm. Switch love wins. Let the downloading begin!

I miss the Jim Gaffigan Show. That and Community are the two best experimental sitcoms I’ve ever seen. He and Jeannie did an amazing job creating and writing and I was sorry to see them pack it in, even if their reasons for doing so made perfect sense.

I definitely like H1Z1 better than Fortnite, it’s just hard to be excited about the progression when every thing you unlock is uglier than the last thing you unlocked. It’s like if a made-for-tv Mad Max clone and a Monster Energy drink promotion had a baby and that baby was 2000 muddy textures. I’d like to play…

Careful. Nathan will hear you! If you don’t agree with him, he’s just going to keep rewriting this article every day. Apparently.