Seriously. Who the fuck responds that way?

Spoken like someone who has never feared for their life.

Why do I have a feeling that Kanye is going to be performing at Trump’s inauguration?

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

How does Camille Cosby face herself in the mirror each morning?

presumably its a power play - its not about having everything they ask for, but taking anything they want.

The point for these people isn’t finding someone who consents. It’s to take what doesn’t belong to them.

i still will never ever understand why people feel the need to drug and rape someone. if you’re a cool enough person, you’ll find someone who wants to have sex with you. (i say this an an uncool person who gets laid on the reg.) if you’re a nice enough person, people will let you touch their genitals. if you’re rich…

The UPS driver did the right thing, but this woman is the hero in this story. I don’t think acknowledging that is wrong or snarky, but as always, everyone is free to disagree with me.

“I was trying to do my trademark adorable clumsiness but you ruined it by being too sensitive about some stupid rocks. Stfu and go back to wanting to be my bff!”

Whats so special about her?

Man, not to do the Jezebel-hates-Jennifer-Lawrence thing, but that was one of the worst among bad, insincere, I-haven’t-learned-anything celebrity apologies.

She should. I love this show and she’s consistently been terrific. I’ve been shocked that she’s been ignored by the Emmy’s the entire time this show has been on. She’s also begun directing episodes as well. Fiona’s the heart of this show, much more than Frank is. Frank has become one-note at this point. Fiona’s been…

So Real World but these are unstable 30 year olds instead of unstable 20 year olds?

It all began in 2007, after the death of his mother Donda during a routine surgery. “He never mourned his mother,” Bentley said. “And that’s at the root of this...you don’t have to be a clinical psychologist to figure that out.”

History will be kind to Obama.

Bless his heart.

My girlfriend uses Jamie Dornan as a facial reference for a serial killer character she writes. These movies are why.

In my fanfic he does.

We better see his dick this time or I’m gonna burn Universal Studios down.