He made his bones in art dealing, so you should’ve opened with something about art. Like, “Hey Jeffrey, would you say that the shit-stain of a team you own is more a work of abstract, or post-modern art?”

His side of the conversation is what I get every time I call my dad after 10:00pm.

You must be a dark fucking gambling hole to willingly leak information, really sloppily, and give up game plan information to help the school you graduated from, a team you played for and to hurt kids you’ve coached as recently as last year.  

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I love the growth of this comment.

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.

How is this a thing? Aren’t those grown men in those suits? How do I become a part of this?

Mel Kiper Jr. says their partying is already at an NFL level.

In a related story, the NCAA is now investigating two Louisville football players, James Hearns and and Henry Famurewa, for accepting impermissible lead payments.

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

I’ve finally deciphered the headline at the start of the newscast: “Local Sports Hero Now As Tall As Hospital”

Is it normal for an human-sized cutout of the subject of the news story to stoically stand between the two newscasters?

Someone went back further to research the prices and found no wrongdoing.

Something like this:

“In virtue of Black Friday promotions, the Chapecoense jersey had a sale price and, today’s morning, it had it’s last units sold at R$159,00. With the depletion of stock, by internal programming on the system, the price went back to it’s original price R$249,00, along with the unavailbility…

#nightmarefuel

The linked website says “Read a horrifying dock spider story about what happened when our editor accidentally stuck his hand into a dock spider’s nursery web” with this picture:

There are two types of people in this world, people who let their phone batter get down to 3%, and good people.

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.