Surely there's a way to accomplish that without making everyone want to gouge their eyes out?

Nope.

I JUST DROVE THROUGH A CHAIN LINK FENCE AND I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!!

>o< is my instant reaction.

Wait, no LS3??

I've driven this road for decades. It, Lawtey and Stark are all in a line and all known as speed traps to the locals.

Something about pistol whipping.

At your local Karaoke bar.

For shiggles is often the best reason to do anything.

Imagine all the shenanigans you could get into pulling over deadmau5 as he's Ubering.

Not a part, but yesterday I looked up "Torchinsky Scimitar" and got this:

I searched for "Ford GT parts" and got this. I love it!

I've always thought the same things with Avalanches and Ridgelines too. What's the point?

Really? no one?

Stretching the definition of a truck to anything with a bed, I nominate the Envoy XUV. The cargo area was no bigger or wider than a regular Envoy so it couldnt carry plywood or 2x4's. I don't believe there were any suspension differences so payload was not increased. It couldn't tow much nor was it especially good…

I nominate a Ford Raptor, due to who typically drives them.

....but what if you need to pick up parts that you had overnighted from Japan?