Apparently I'm both...

Wait, Gen Y is 1977 to 1994? I'm... a Millennial?

All Harleys have vibration issues.

excessive vibration on a Harley? No, unheard of.

No me. I love them. Yea sure it kind of devalues the real ones becasue, in the unlikely event you see a real one, no one will believe its real, but, its also a low cost way to drive something close to an amazing and historic car.

British Motorcycle Rider: Well, if they bothered to balance the engine, they might not have this problem.

OK, what exactly constitutes "excessive vibration" on a Harley? Are they ALL being recalled?

My father had a Harley with a vibration problem. If you went over 70, the engine was vibrating so bad that the mirror unscrewed themselves and fell off.

and it was new.

god I loved that thing.

"Genuine knock-off"

Good news Mate. Factory Five Racing now makes a 289 cobra kit car so you can have a genuine knock off for a fraction of the cost.

She has a point.

Porsche: Not just dentists own them, I know a TON of orthodontists that do as well.

Well you SAY that, but my local Golden Corral says different.

My wife says I can never get a Cadillac because "only old, Italian men drive them"

Chevrolet Corvair, you instantly think of Unsafe At Any Speed, which it doesn't completely deserve. Yes, the early models had a design flaw that caused the rear axle to fold up on itself but that was fixed instantly in later model years. People also crashed them because they didn't understand the unique handling…

Subaru Outback/Forester

This is most likely 100% accurate. But I still don't like them.

Every one of them.

and you all know it. Shove your blinker jokes.

Corvette, easily. Everyone thinks of Corvettes as exclusively for men with a midlife crisis.