hyundai genesis... the official car for texting on the freeway!

Am I the only one who does not want this in a vehicle? I feel this will cause people to be even more lazy and distracted behind the wheel.......

"Disposed of"

Screw the cleanup, just set the whole rig on fire and have a neighborhood lobster bake.

I need to see a doctor, erection lasting more than four hours-

I was really afraid you wouldn't get it.

How much is the association of asshat paying you?

Go back to Autoblog seriously... Trolls belong with the other trolls.

4 letter word starting with "b" and ending with "r".

BOOM.

Clearly Jalopnik is in bed with GM. By posting all these recall articles, you have driven people to the dealerships in droves, where they will buy new GM cars. This dodge article is is just a ruse. Someone said to write another Doge article, but didnt know how to say it and it came out Dodge.

Great News! Dacia has decided to pay me...like 25 cents in Dogecoin :/

I imagine your avatar is a pretty accurate depiction of how you look in front of your computer all day.

How much is Toyota paying you?

This place is about 45 minutes from where I live. Looks like I need to go for some old-fashioned redneck entertainment.

They've improved the handling a lot over time. The early ones were like driving a bouncy castle, but the newer ones have a much better suspension setup and are pretty potent on the track.

The SRT cars handle and corner very well now. Its not the 1970's.

Then a texting bus driver runs them all over...

1. Stop in the middle of the road.
2. Fake roadrage.
3. Make marriage proposal.
4. Because Russia.