Heck, find a few people who were evacuating in a Kia and hire them for 20k to drive your cars out. 

FBI Seized his only Sharpie that could have redirected Ian

Maybe 45 should rake the ocean floor to prevent this.

I mean, 25 miles in either direction and said 18 feet of surge could be 4 feet of surge instead and an unflooded car....

Looks like some Youtuber is getting the Cheapest McLaren P1 in the US as soon as this one dries out. 

not quite hand sized 

Canada doesn’t count. They can’t even spell “harbor” right.

Shouldn’t they be charged with something along the lines of filing a false police report since the cars aren’t actually stolen?

Possible solution:

So, “0.014%” of 25 million comes out to 3,500.

I wonder how arresting your law abiding customers is good for business? Or your reputation?

Worse, they gave me a Hertz donut!

“Hertz cares deeply about our customers”

Wow, I’d never even heard of that, but that looks dangerous as hell. Like adding the blade from a food processor to your rims. 

5th gear: I love how Uber calls it their fleet when a sweeping initiative like this happens. But at the same time they’ll note that the drivers aren’t employees and love the flexibility of earning with their “side hustle”. And yet the flexibility comes with all sorts of requirements, this being the most ridiculous…

Respect for the matching spare though.

BITE YOUR TONGUE! The Karmann Ghia is my dream car (even though I hate VW with a passion after having a shitty pancake fastback - and the diesel scandal thing).

Insurance companies live & die by statistics. If loud pipes really did save lives insurance companies would offer discounts for having them.

How in the heck are Swangas not on the list. Donks I get, stance nation I get, but Swangas are just dangerous and stupid.

Also trucks that roll coal should be impounded and crushed. 

The unsactioned gathering is what draws these folks in. This guy was just the worst offender becuase he killed two people.  Please tell me what “other points of view” I should examine about having modded cars drag race in the middle of a small town with a lot of pedestrian traffic.