“Gravy Seals” 

Literally put his face on it, a la Hannibal Lecter.

I personally like ‘G.I. Jokes’

“mistakenly”

“Couch commando” is another term for it. 

“Pretend army” is super on brand for “conservatives” these days. Pathetic. 

fuck, I hope the parents get it as part of that $150MM so that they can paint it pink and put Alex Jones’ face on it. 

Jones maintains that he isn’t responsible for the harm inflicted on the Sandy Hook parents because, he claims, the conspiracy theory didn’t originate with him.

I guarantee Trump made more in donations to the “Election Fraud Fund” between November 2020 and January 2021, peddling the exact same thing.

$800,000 A DAY?! Jesus. For peddling utter bullshit?

Sounds like a good candidate for a Cobalt SS engine swap.

It’s called the American *dream* because you have to be asleep to believe it - George Carlin

If a state can prosecute someone for something it does in another state, then almost anything could happen. Why stop at abortion? You could be prosecuted for gambling in Las Vegas. You could be prosecuted for smoking pot in California. You could be prosecuted for literally anything that’s legal in one state and…

“Click bait” is a sensationalized or exaggerated headline meant to increase the chances of someone reading an online article. Sadly, there was nothing sensational about this headline, which talks about interstate travel on a transportation blog site. All you did was expose what side of the issue you’re on. Now off you …

I think driving is a pretty big part of being into cars.

Fuck you, leave.

Don’t forget the handmaiden. 

I’ll just say it. I hope Alito, Thomas, and for good measure, Kavanaugh just die soon and human beings are appointed to the seats they left vacant.

fuck you, leave

The American dream is to be able to leave America nowadays.