+1 zoot suit

This is an excellent take.

I’ll watch it as long as it’s better than the screaming mess that was the last reboot (a low bar to clear, but hey...).

I’ve never forgiven ABC for killing Pushing Daisies after the previous writers’ strike. Damn, I loved that show. 

Edit: Toss Michael Bolton and add Jamiroquai (seriously, listen to “Virtual Insanity” or “Space Cowboy”).

I say this with nothing but sincere respect, Kanye: Get help. Get back on your meds and please get some therapy.

The Sam Vimes Theory of Economic Inequality, first postulated by Sir Pterry Pratchett of Unseen University (may his luggage always find him)

A quick check shows similar Evoras for similar or lower prices, so it gets a conditional Nice Price for being at the upper edge of the “acceptable” curve. Vanilla version or not, it would look nice in my garage.

In a catalogue of weapons-grade Driving Songs, “Gaucho” has to be somewhere near the top. By turns sad and angry, Steely Dan’s nuclear snark has never been more apt for a relationship that has spectacularly melted down.

Let’s get this comment out of the grays RIGHT NOW.

I posted about my mom’s desire for a 1958 Thunderbird convertible, but I guess it didn’t make the cut.

Anaheim to Palmdale

Not enough stars for this comment. “Supreme Plaid Gryffindor”...crackin me  up over here.

They’re both getting too old to drive, but my mother always lusted after a late-’50s Thunderbird convertible in a manner most unseemly. She saw it in the movies or on TV and that was it.

I had this thought while watching the forgettable 47 Meters Down: Uncaged. A black character who is on screen for all of three minutes becomes the first victim. I literally yelled, “Really!?”

It’s certainly emblematic of what actually happened to Hawaii. (If you want to get your ass kicked in Hawaii, go up to a group of native Hawaiians and start praising Sanford B. Dole. They will lay you out with the quickness.)

They stuffed her and displayed her in a museum as the missing link.

Yeah, the wall of unrelated search bait hits the Bat-Nope button.

I love my C-Max. Cavernous interior so it’s great for hauling stuff, great gas mileage...I love it.

“I did not know that.” (Johnny Carson)