Yep, this right here. 

A good friend of mine once remarked, “Some motherfuckers ain’t about shit.”

Ain’t no defense against Smokey’s music when he gets that jones laid on him. Ask your momma about it.

Me looking at the front exterior: “Aw yeah!”

“Nothing like a bear and his Studebaker.”

The first thing that came to mind was “boy, that thing (Wonder of the Seas) could evacuate an entire island before a hurricane.”

“So anyway, I wore an onion on my belt, as was the style in those days...only it was a red onion, not a white one because of the war...”

This take is dead-on. To paraphrase Douglas Adams (blessed be His towel), it “looked like a fish, drove like a fish, steered like a cow.”

That’s a darn good idea, Anon. I was thinking about the Petersen Automotive Museum here in Los Angeles, but your idea has merit.

what the French call I don’t know what

To paraphrase Cheech & Chong:

Normally, I would jump on something at this price point, but something about this pings my “mmmm...no” radar. Can’t say what it is, it’s just a feeling. (My coworker just made the sign of the cross when I showed him today’s NPoND, so there’s that.)

Well, I guess the owner knows what they have here.

Mrs. Orca is lusting after that Jimny.  If it came in purple, I’d have to stop her from flying to Tokyo.

Insert ‘Boy, bye” GIF here.

Agree 100%. At $5k, I would be interested even if the suspension has to be restored.

What’s wrong with it? This is a friggin’ unicorn.

Nice. Let’s get you out of the grays, Anon.

I saw a beat-up late 60s land cruiser and I was all WANT WANT WANT.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY