Be careful what you say there, pardner. Bollywood will always, always up the ante when it comes to insane action sequences. 

I came to say exactly this. How can you not mean it when it’s literally what you just said?

Let’s ask any number of black ballplayers on the visiting teams and see what they say.

I think it’s because of what it represents: people worked for thousands of hours to design, assemble, test, and fly this enormous Behemoth...and somebody walked over and blew it up. You know it’s deliberate because the rest of the airport was mostly untouched.

Shouldn’t this car have a giant “M” on the hood?

I sincerely hope your moms gave them the finger.

Finally, that extra thigh muscle comes in handy in the wintertime!

Comment of the day.

Not enough stars for this comment.

Yeah, but not for $10k. Half that, I’d jump on it. The problem is the time bombs you’ll have to sniff out.

You’ve never been to Kansas City in August, have you?

Mrs. Orca heartily agrees with you.

My grandma used to say, “Not today, not next week, next year, nor the hereafter.”

My face after reading today’s entry:

Damn those digital tire pressure gauges!

The Force is strong with this one.

This is one of the nicest prices in a long time. Mrs. Orca just looked over my shoulder and said, “Come to Momma.”

Take me now, Anon. Don’t be gentle.

I’m surprised nobody’s bought a decommissioned aircraft carrier just for the lulz.

Dammit, Kinja! Stop eating my posts!
As I was saying, you could use it as a dock for your private sub: