I had to let go of my trusty Supra after 23 years and 189,000 miles because the transmission decided to retire from active controlling the car. I sold it for parts $1500 and wept when it left. I’d put a lot into maintaining her, but that was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

This is always what I wave at people who want to understand what it’s like. If Allie had never lifted her pen again, she would have done a fantastic service to humanity with this strip.

I once went on a road trip with my sister and her three female friends. (Long story, don’t ask.) At the end of it, I knew everything there was to know about women’s plumbing issues. On the other hand, I can now cruise the “feminine products” aisle at the store without any concern. Thank you, ladies. Mrs. Orca also…

This is impulse-buy territory. As others have noted, you can DD it, give one to the kids, whatever. Put a few hundred $ into it so it’s fixed up and properly registered and go to town. Literally.

Well, I took three years of French because I had an Everlasting Gobstopper of a crush on my French teacher. Oo la la, Madame!

I’ve seen 747 and F-4 parts for sale as furniture, so why not this?

Agreed 100%. Even if you spend another $1k having your mechanic take it apart and fix it, you come out ahead.

As they might say on Reddit, everybody sucks here.

Chad screwed up by a) laying hands on HL first, and then b) immediately backing the fuck up (because he know he wrong), thereby giving HL the room to wind up and deliver a textbook right cross: swing through the body; smooth weight shift from planted (drive) foot to front (landing) foot, allowing for maximum transfer…

This has gone straight past No Dice and Crack Pipe into Let’s Create Ultron  territory.

Gabby Johnson agrees:

Today I made an appearance downtown
I am an expert witness because I say I am
And I said gentlemen (and I use that world loosely)
I will testify for you, I’m a gun for hire, I’m a saint, I’m a liar

HAHAHAnope

Take your star and get out, damn you.

Don’t worry about the “CALL FOR PRICE”, because I saw this one in person last week. MSRP per the sticker: roughly $75,000

I salute my fallen comrade in arms. Godspeed to you, sir.

These were some of the most brilliant ads I have ever seen. Absolutely loved them.

ID:Microbus. BAM. You’re done.

Don’t forget the digital tire pressure gauge.

I absolutely recommend a drive from L.A. to San Francisco via PCH. It’s some of the finest vistas I’ve ever seen. The scenery around Big Sur and Carmel is stunning. Mrs. Orca and I try to make the trip once a year and we always find something new to stare at.