PREACH IT.

100% TRUTH.

First place: Lil Nas X, for his tripartite “Game of Wakandan Star Wars” ensemble.

I know, right? The brother on the left is like, “I got your Speed Racer right here, bitch!”

“It ain’t braggin’ if you can do it.” (Muhammad Ali)

Hamilton? He’s the boss, only it’s after a Face-Heel Turn like Michael’s from The Good Place. (Seriously, I’ve never seen a better FHT than that. Ted Danson deserved an Emmy just for those thirty seconds.)

Your grandfather was a goddamn American hero, and I say that unironically.

I would have hoped even Florida’s commission would have stopped the farce.

+1 for “billionaire turducken”

Huh. You know, I never really thought of it that way, but you make some really good points.

My mother-in-law had a Toyota Camry in beige desert sand mica. Comfy, nice ride, got good gas mileage, and it was as exciting as driving a sofa.

My sister drove a Toyota Siena for a good fifteen years, and she would fight anybody who dissed it. That thing kicked ass and asked for seconds. She used to say it would be the only thing to survive the apocalypse, along with cockroaches and Keith Richards.

+1 for “morans”.

But only after stirring it counter-clockwise. Clockwise (or, God forbid, shaken) is simple insanity.

No Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill. Le sigh...

Good one, Anon.

UrbanRebel? Yuck. Why not the CUPRA Cabra? (Yes, I know there’s an “h” missing. Just go with it.)

Beautiful, Anon. Beautiful.

For Zarquod’s sake, just get the fucking shot already. Wear a mask. Wash your hands. IT AIN’T THAT HARD.