If you’re going to lift it, you gotta go all the way:

Came for this, was not disappoint.

Can confirm. Source: owned one for 23 years until the transmission went out. Here’s what she looked like (edit--Fucking Kinja, goddammit):

Peak Jalop right here. Well done, Anon.

Mercedes, thanks for the out-of-left-field pick. This is why I read this section and you pulled it off brilliantly.

Seconding. Works like a charm—I tell the flight attendant not to wake me up until it’s time to land.

I saw one of these in that brilliant blue and I popped a chubby on the spot.

Yeah, this is my take, too. It’s a beautiful car, but my spider-sense is tingling with all those potential time bombs.

Legit LOL at this.

“If they would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”

Boeing’s then-CEO Harry Stonecipher once remarked, “When people say I changed the culture of Boeing, that was the intent, so that it’s run like a business rather than a great engineering firm.”

Imma go NOOOOOPE. Source: roommate owned one and WTF was he thinking. I wouldn’t take it if you gave it to me as a present.

It’s like they built a special version for Fantasy Island’s Tatoo.

“Half a ton of angry pot roast.” -- Tom Lehrer (he was talking about bullfighting, but the point still stands)

This right here. Siegel and Shuster are the poster boys for corporate IP shenanigans.

Low miles? Good condition and mechanically sound? No “I know what I have” bullshit? Nice Price, baby, and I’ll see ya later as I zoom up Highway 101 on the coast.

I think you’ll find the cake is chocolate and (Denver) Mint.

Man, I have lusted after this ever since I first saw one, but my gearhead friends talked me down off that particular ledge. Reluctant ND.

Legit LOL at this one. Well played, Anon.