Matt Gaetz: Another GQP asshole suffering from backpfeifengesicht*.

Mrs. Orca and I have already set Date Night for this one. 

That soundtrack is BANGIN. Only thing better would be if they played Hugh Masakela’s ”Manteca”.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

As my grandma used to say, “Not today, not next week, next year, nor in the hereafter.”

“All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.”

This post is a thing of beauty.

The line “Help, Gromit! They’re the wrong trousers—and they’ve gone wrong!” reduces us to helpless laughter every. single. time.

Gotta go Nice Price But...on this one. My experience with the PT Cruiser was like dating a beautiful but evil woman: so good to look at, but the letdown was epic. The stock engine was a DOG. Gas mileage was mediocre, at best. I could take mediocre MPG with a more robust engine, or mediocre power with good MPG, but…

And that starts with T and that rhymes with B and that stands for Bitcoin!

Wheere she wistfully fondles the slave collar and chains.

I give it a (tepid) NP. I found one with the same mileage for $4k less, and one with 50k fewer miles for $1500 more. On the other hand, a new engine, clutch, suspension, etc. gives you a lot of peace of mind. So, yeah, buy it with the proviso that She Who Must Be Obeyed gets to play with it on Sundays.

Brother Hill has had enough nonsense:

“What do you do when one of history’s greatest serial killers...is also its most admired talk-show host?”

Sounds like the road to Bizarro. 

I would like to sit for a minute and contemplate the beauty of this comment.

This right here. I mean, if the seller can find a buyer for it, God bless ‘em. I’ll give it the hard pass, thanks. 

I know, right? I saw Paul Giamatti and Karen Gillan and I was all, “I’m in.” Then came Michelle Yeoh and Angela Bassett bringing the mayhem and it upshifted to SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

+5 for appropriate use of Girl Genius.