My two favorites when I want to spin up a Reaganite:

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As Muhammad Ali once said, “It ain’t braggin’ if you can do it.”

+5 for “bronanigans”

I know, right? Come on! That’s not too much to ask, is it? I mean really. All I want is a Black Widow + Hawkeye: That Thing In Budapest mini-series.

That’s another reason to call him “Senator Blobfish”. (Apologies to all other blobfish, past or present.)

DAAAAAAMN

To this day, I crank “Ai No Corrida” and sing along like can’t nobody see me. And I’m glad I did it, do you hear, GLAD! And I’ll do it again, coppers!

I would guess that their behavior is why the Terran Empire is circling the drain.

$2500? This is impulse-buy territory. Even if you spend, what $1500 on the K-frame replacement, it’s still a solid buy.

I totally agree. I want the AG’s case to be absolutely airtight and filled with cement, lead-lined, and sealed within an Adamantium shell. No stones left unturned.

Advertising Age writer’s Bozoma Saint John article:

I suppose it says something about my cynicism when my first thought is, “Great--someone pulled it down for the lulz.”

And this right here guarantees that no one of any consequence will be called, or will appear.

“CRIME AND PUNISHMENT!”

Followed closely by:

2005 PT Cruiser. I was coming down off a three-day hookers-and-blow binge when I bought it. (Not really, but it actually sounded legit, didn’t it?) It was like dating a beautiful, evil woman. Nice to look at, and the good times are pretty good, but she’s just biding her time, Wilbur. She’s just biding her time.

He’ll work it out.

Exactly.