Brick Squarejaw! Slab Squatthrust!

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Ben Carson: I feel more than qualified to run for President of the United States.

Derek Chauvin found guilty on all charges

Aukey electric standing desk

Aukey electric standing desk

Branch Furniture: It might be worth your while to ask if your employer will reimburse you for ergonomic office furniture. For example, my employer offers up to $200 to buy an ergonomic office chair for home use. Even though Branch Furniture wasn’t on the corporate “official” list, a quick phone call with our Workplace…

Branch Furniture: It might be worth your while to ask if your employer will reimburse you for ergonomic office…

DAYUM.

Finally, a story on my home town that doesn’t make me cringe.

Not enough stars for “Spready Kruger”.

AMEN.

The homemade panty liner is actually useful, though.

“States’ rights!” wink wink (/s)

Let’s ask Toni Braxton about that time Babyface screwed her over on her record deal. She was literally making pennies on every dollar in sales.

100%. Ask George Clinton what they tried to do to him. Or John Fogerty--the record company sued him and claimed he PLAGIARIZED FROM HIMSELF.

Easiest NP this year. This is impulse-buy territory. Even adding a couple $k for roof and dent repair you’re still at less than $5k.

My next-door neighbor drives a bubble Taurus and you will pry it from her cold, dead hands. Maybe not even then. She whips around town in it and she ain’t give a damn if you like it or not, Pops.

Honestly, is anyone surprised? Anyone?

Could be worse: they could trade him to the Cowboys. Or the WTF WFT.

As part of the inevitable lawsuit, I think everyone who complained needs to produce a notarized, unredacted Web browser history. As does Theresa Sparks.