This right here. It’s all noise all the time from this asshole. 

I like the cut of your jib, Anon. Maybe an ultra-rare item like an enchanted arbalest that’s too cumbersome to carry, but you can mount to the chair. You can shoot one at a time, or you can have “berserker mode” and fire all the quarrels in the magazine (berserker mode is usable every n+1 turns, where n = number of…

Apropos of nothing, I just flashed on Mudd being played by Nick Frost or Robbie Coltrane.

And who just bought a 15" MacBook Pro last week? Go ahead, guess.  /s

And who just bought a 15" MacBook Pro last week? Go ahead, guess.  /s

+5 for Pennysaver reference

Ford in his flivver, that’s an old episode of Torchwood!

Mom o’ Mrs. Orca owned a 2002 Camry that passed into my hands when she became too old to drive safely. It was 10 years old at the time and had a massive 27,000 miles on it. (That’s not a typo.) I used it as a daily driver for three years and it was everything OP said: safe, comfortable, adequate for most needs, and…

SERIOUSLY. I mean, was it personal? Did Mr. Flowers say something about the prosecutor’s mom or something?

Well done, Anon!

Burn. SAVAGE burn.

See, you ain’t right.  I legit LOLed.

I gotta go Nice (kind high) Price. Volvos of that vintage are like 1980s-era Toyotas: along with cockroaches and Keith Richards, they’ll be the only things that survive the nuclear holocaust. Parts are plentiful and cheap and they’ll take a metric buttload of abuse. (Source: my very good friend who’s had one since…

As the young folks say, right in the feels. I was not ready for this.

Yes. Yes, this is my king.

Holynshit, that would be hilarious.

Like this lyin-ass bitch here. WARNING: have a bucket handy because you’re gonna want to throw up.

Wakanda forever, O my king.