Even factoring in ~$2k of repairs to be done, it’s in great shape overall. Fix it up and it’s a nice DD or first car for the kids.

This thing got beat with the ugly stick.

Shit, just show them a few scenes from Roots or Twelve Years a Slave.

Savage burn. SAVAGE.

Who is Mike Trout?

They’re rocking some Parliament/Funkadelic, brah. Maybe some Ohio Players: note the coordinated boppery.

Every word of what you just typed is 24k gold TRUTH. I’ve spent the majority of my life in aircraft maintenance, publications, and training and this is etched-in-stone, 100% verified FACTS.

I think I just gave myself a headache from the tweet-induced eyerolling.

My buddy drives a V70 of the same vintage and you will pry it from his cold, dead driving gloves.

That’s a relief—such a change from LADIESMAN127.

Ehhh...$3700 isn’t too bad. I’d feel better if they’d bothered to line up the paint job over the front wheels, though.

Aw yes! Fresh churned butter is all that and I do mean all of that. Blast your taste buds straight into space with that shit.

As another poster once said, “Some motherfuckers ain’t about shit.”

Golly!

I kneel before the awesomeness of this comment.

Take your goddamn star, you rock and roll bastard.

That 1938 sedan is crying for a better paint job: midnight blue, dark red, or glossy black. Maybe a liquid silver color like the Hyundai Genesis gets.

+5 for an awesome name. -25 because GM would file a copyright infringement lawsuit faster than you can say “Thunderbolt.” This is why we can’t have nice things.

I would pay cash money to see this happen. CASH. MONEY.

This cracks me up (not in a “funny ha-ha” kind of way—more of a “sound like that hyena made before he stepped to Scar at the end of The Lion King” kind of way). What’s she supposed to do, wear a Pamela Anderson skin suit or something?