I almost NPed the Camry until I stumbled on your post. You’re right--this is the superior car.

I’m not saying Jim Spanfeller can go eat a bag of camel assholes. I’d never say that Jim Spanfeller can go eat a bag of camel assholes. I’m just saying that the opportunity exists for Jim Spanfeller to go eat a bag of camel assholes. Further, I would posit that AI would identify, with 100% accuracy, the opportunity for…

She looks like she can’t quite read what’s on the teleprompter.

That picture of Melania up looks like she is trying and failing to read the TelePrompTer.

Here’s something Mrs. Orca and I are wrestling with: What is up with the heads of these HBCUs cooning for Dolt45? I mean, really? REALLY? The photo op in the White House; Betsy DeVos speaking at Bethune-Cookman; and now this. Dafuq? “Well, you know these rats aren’t too bad once you get past the bites and carrying the…

DISS LEVEL: BOSS

Take me now, Anon. Don’t be gentle.

I drove a 5-speed Toyota Supra for 23 years in Los Angeles and it was a complete pain in the ass. As much as I loved the car—and I would buy another in a heartbeat—working that clutch for an hour each way was supremely tiresome.

“...from the width of my nose, to the fullness of my lips, to the coarseness of my hair...”

Can confirm. Source: was once a college student in Nawlins. 

This is by-the-book boiling in oil. I mean damn.

The nerve of some people, following Christ’s example and helping the needy! WHAT’S THE WORLD COMING TOO!! WON’T THEY THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Goddamnit, Christian Bale should have been Racer X in Speed Racer.

He would make Hannibal Lecter look like a vegetarian. If only he would use his powers for good, instead of evil...

The asshole is strong with this one.

This. Trump is such a self-cucking jackwagon that he literally can’t imagine anyone doing something that he himself hasn’t already done.

This right here. I mean damn,

“To be fair, that is double my record.”
-Robert Kraft

There’s never a bad time for a Khan reference.

Are we married to the same woman? Altuve is definitely on Mrs. Orca’s exceptions list and she stayed up to watch the entire postgame show—something she normally hates.