Body’s in good shape, super low miles, and the price is pretty much what they’re going for these days. Imma go Nice Price with this one.

You vicious bastard. Here’s your star.

Can confirm. Source: my best friend works JSF development at Edwards AFB.

a better-breathing intake and exhaust for a bit more poop

Holy shit, I’d completely forgotten about this. +10 to you, Anon!

Move over on that bench. I have been yelling, “BUNT, MOTHERFUCKERS!” ever since the shift got popular.

God dammit. Take your star and get out.

Apropos of nothing, I’m wearing my Blues jersey to work today in L.A. and I have high-fived at least a dozen people, all of whom said the same thing: “So glad the Bruins lost.”

Needs more fuckin’ stars.

Bless you, Anon. 

And even you aren’t “a racist”, you’re okay with it, which is just as bad.

Well played, Anon. Well played.

Go to the National Weather Service, since that’s where most stations buy their data from anyway: https://www.weather.gov/forecastmaps

Whoa.

Shoot Big Papi? You’d be better off shooting the Pope.

I would totally watch a Crowley & Aziraphale road-trip TV show, except across eras instead of countries. I would watch the HELL out of that (pun definitely intended). 

Wait...I...I...understood that. Thanks, Anon!

Petchesky, you magnificent bastard.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. As Sherlock Holmes once noted, “The prospect of death concentrates the mind wonderfully.”