Dolt45's capacity for self-delusion contineus to astound me.

At first I thought it was an E all the way, but after a bit of thought I’d call it fielder’s choice—the fielder could have thrown to another base to record an out.

The great flame war of our time isn’t Mac vs PC, it’s recline or don’t.

Dear Anon,

The cop clearly thought he was acting out Alec Baldwin’s part in Glengarry Glen Ross.

Damn. I legit LOLed.

Instead of degrading him try and uplift his good traits and help him see his bad traits hurt the people who work for him.

Oh, yeah, no problem--it’s just a pain.

Oh, yeah, no problem--it’s just a pain.

Annnnd who just bought a new router and extenders last week? DAMMIT

Annnnd who just bought a new router and extenders last week? DAMMIT

And twice on Sundays.

“Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”.

I actually used “Shut your festering gob, you tit!” the other day.

You travesties of flesh and bone. You absolute cretins. You horrible, terrible excuses for humanity.

Ha! Well, on the one hand, it’s an asshole; on the other, it’s still caramel, so...

then-Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clark Jr.

God DAMMIT, Missouri.

I can only award this GIF in envy of your post:

Here’s your star. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

How did Hugh Grant put it in Love, Actually? “Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away.”