Best hip check outside of the Blues-Sharks series.

Dear Anon, the International Amalgamated Order of Butts, Heinies, Posteriors and Glutes wishes to officially register its strong disagreement at being compared to the Royals.

AVM? Alien Vs Minotaur? Another Valuable Monotreme? Anti-Vehement Mastodon? Arteriovenous Malformation?

I was on board with it until we got to the Overcompensation Special in the hatch. 

This right here. If they actually cared about women and children, we’d have better pre- and postnatal health care at reduced cost, subsidized day care, and birth control would be handed out like party bags. Instead, they just want to punish those slutty slutty sluts who slutted it up.

Add Steve Trachsel for the other team and you’d make it spin in reverse a la Superman.

Chris Davis is no longer the most embarrassing thing about this team. (That’s not fair; he’s actually been pretty decent at the plate since breaking his hitless streak. The O’s as a team...not so much.)

Dude caught more hands than Madge the manucurist.

ITAR doesn’t care

That would be my face 100%.

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”

It goes really well with the yacht

This needs more stars.

My friend J still has his 1986 Fiero and you will pry it from his cold, dead Nomex suit. I’m serious. I think he wants to be buried in it.

Well, why state the obvious? Signed, Brother of an Iron Duke Victim

I would LIVE to mess with Mrs. Kravitz.