No, it turns out that my time in Bottle Hell was only beginning, because now my family is firmly within the clutches of Big Sports Bottle, and I cannot escape.

It’s so dumb how many people react to this news being reported as though it’s somehow an argument for his innocence than needs to be countered.

He started shooting people in 2007, two years before he was drafted.

So, maybe he just forgot that he killed those people then?

I TOLD YOU ALL AND YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME!! I GOT SO MUCH SHIT ON THE PREVIOUS POST FOR DECLARING THIS A THING THAT RUNNERS DO.

So you want to marry an idiot who uncontrollably shits herself then decides the proper course of action is to go to lunch at Chili’s before taking a shower?

“Call me a follower, but I like to be included in the group.”

but when they both share the same contact’s phone number in their in their phones, it becomes way less random, just one degree of separation.

So look, this probably isn’t going to be the column for you. There’s lots of other great content on this site and plenty of cleaning advice for parents elsewhere. Go find what you need in this world!

Interns have only been paid since 2013

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Doesn’t seem like a smart business venture. Your customer is the upper middle class - lower upper class. The rest of the upper class has a car service or some servant to do errands for them. Also, everyone knows EVs are taking over. Once that happens, most parking lots will have charging stations. Services like these…

The problem in this case is in taking dynamics that exist in the real world and pretending they’re fictional, though. That’s the opposite of illuminating.

Perhaps they could also save some money by not providing boner pills?

This was a story on This American Life. Boy grew up thinking he was white - Italian-American, even! - but everyone who saw him who was not a member of his family was like, “ ... Nah.” This went on for years. Finally he asked his mother and his mother was like, “Yeah, so your father is Black.” The theme of the show?…

Forget that. My main question would be, who is the doctor that recommended her for cataract surgery and didn’t notice all those contact lenses stacked up while looking right in her eye. The surgeons saw it right away.

All of you are damning her to a pointless death with this fangasming....

Representation matters! And if you don’t understand that, well . . . you’ve probably always been represented. Cheers.

Did she think the fifth inning was sponsored by White Supremacy?

I didn’t get to the gender studies in college, either (community college), and that’s actually where I come in to conflict with others who have - I’m not coming at feminism from an academic angle, with discussion groups and thought exercises and scholarship. I really hope that if not the fourth wave, than the fifth,…