The worst thing that could happen to Steve Bannon is people finding out he’s a secret vegan who donates to NPR and volunteers at Planned Parenthood.

Oh, don’t worry, I’m sure Bannon will be ALT RIGHT. Hey oh. ✌🏿️

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

I grew up in Northern Ireland, you can think of it as the UK’s Bible Belt.

Because the DUP is the Unionist Party of choice for voters there and there are more Unionists than Irish Nationalists (who vote Sinn Fein), usually ending up with the very conservative Protestant DUP can use a veto to block it (known as a “Petition of Concern”).

You have the heart in the place where you are supposed to have it.

You know, I don’t want her good name to be sullied by him saying it. He has no right to speak her name. He killed her. He murdered her. She was on the right side of this and he’s still on the wrong, and we all know it.

Elle Reeve, the Vice journalist who scooped and out-performed all the networks with her astounding report on HBO Monday night should get the Emmy and the Peabody next year for the most comprehensive, insightful, and brutally honest documentary.

I was aware you weren’t having a go at me. And believe me, I appreciate the feedback.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Melania also has a squint while Ivanka does the whole wide-eyed innocent look.

You can take the scanger out of Dublin…

Let’s just have a civil war and get it over with. Either we win and this country can enter the 21st century or I’m dead, and I never have to read another facebook post by a Christian Conservative again. win/win

A really good rule of thumb is “Would you want someone from the opposing political party to have Powers X, Y and Z as president? No? Then don’t grant them to a president from your own party.”

Then Bo. Then Sunny. They’d do a better job than Trump.

It’d be pretty sad for Obama though. I don’t think he wants to live with that pressure and scrutiny for the rest of his natural life.

If we’re gonna pick a president to serve for dictator for life, pick the winning-est one. FDR.

Unless you’re white, male, straight and rich, if you are a republican, you are a moron. If you do happen to be male, white, straight and rich and you are a republican, you’re just an asshole.