You know what is giving me a delightful frisson of anticipatory schadenfreude? The weekend is coming up. If Herr Tangerine does his “pout and walk away” thing tomorrow, Friday, Ivanka and Jared, the Gatekeepers of the Tweetphone, go off duty at (*checking the Weather Channel*) around 7 pm, tomorrow. For the entire…

Yep. It’s already started. The longer the GOP refuse to act, the smaller their iceberg will get.

“I know we’re torturing and murdering women, but you hurt his balls! THAT’S JUST AS BAD!”

I mean, TBH I have zero respect for the man - but if he really did think “shit, we’ve got nothing better than Obamacare but I can’t be held responsible for keeping it on -I know, let’s pin it on Ryan” that’s a pretty slick move. Game recognize game and all that.

“Give him...THE COMFY CHAIR!!”

thats the master negotiator, thats the deal maker, thats the businessman at work.

What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

verrrrry interesting to consider that a poll came out today saying that only 17% of Americans aprove of this stupid thing anyway

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

I’m still waiting for him to follow through on his threat to stand in Times Square and shoot someone. I WAS PROMISED MURDER!

So say Trump did everything we think he did. He ran up massive debts with Russians, and in exchange for forgiveness, agreed to run for President of the US on the promise he’d ease Russian sanctions and do everything he could to act in their interests at every turn.

If this investigation doesn’t lead to trump being impeached, the little faith I have in our democracy will be completely dead.

I LOVE her for rocking the kohl! It’s so much better than the regular basic starlet look.... It always warms my heart to see girls wearing it. (Especially for a celebrity, because that turns it into a big Fuck You.)

To be fair, the dolphin was a whoo-a.

Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, Buddha, and God....that person is probably on point in that Trump would build Trump brand homes.

He’s just a fucking idiot. These policies reek of Steve Bannon, chief strategist/fascist to our dear leader.

Why isn’t the media hammering more on these issues? FEMA!!!! The Coast Guard!!!!! Like these should be huge headlines and people should be screaming in outrage. I feel paranoid, but I swear this seems like the beginning of a totalitarian country where the opposition party is slowly quelled, bogus charges are made, and…

...and then you would say “Fuck it!” and go home, and I would support you!

I’m a high school English teacher, and I plan to punch one of my colleagues in his throat when he makes his first condescending or misogynistic (or both) comment.

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!