Yep - agree with all of this.

I mean...I wouldn’t say no...

I live in Ireland (the Republic of) and can confirm that NI reuniting with ROI is highly unlikely. No one wants to deal with them.

Yeah I saw a Facebook post about the wall and some guy wrote “Obama ran up a $10 trillion deficit and you people are worried about a $4 million wall?” I wanted to bang my head on my desk.

Oh hai Mr President!

Good for you re: bar exam. My cousin’s daughter made the decision to go to law school in the wake of this shitstorm to study immigration law - her mother immigrated to the U.S. from Korea to marry my cousin and has had no end of racist comments hurled at her.

OMG ewwwww... but yeah, can totally picture it. *shudder*

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! 

I saw on TV or somewhere, someone said, “your asshole must be jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth” and that is the single best insult I’ve heard in a very long time.

Oh my god, that’s horrific. What assholes!!!

Or (plot twist!) Eric Trump!

I do not want to stereotype but that is not the outfit of a straight man.

He has my vote.

This actually made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit. Well done!

That’s the sad truth.

They look so confused. “What are all those squiggly things? Probably not important.”

I have to say, the more people mix, the better looking the future generations are.

Starred for the use of “festooned”.

Yes, that is strange. He clearly has no fucks to give regarding tattoos.

Ahhhhh!!! Sorry for the misunderstanding! I have become so cynical in my old age!