Applause and stars for you (I tried giving you a star but Kinja took it away. I’m tired of these people ranting about their tax dollars paying for other people...blah blah blah. And yeah, real brave to make a burner account (no key, no replies!) just to bitch about healthcare.

Seriously! It makes you wonder what kind of father he was since he is clearly uncomfortable around children. How did he instill such loyalty in his own gross kids?

+1 for Alicia Florrick. I recently binged through The Good Wife.

Wheat pasta is the worst - I don’t have a wheat allergy but I find wheat pasta to be very hard on my stomach. Stomach pain for daaayyyyys. Rice pasta might be an alternative though it does go quite soft.

This may seem like a small thing but I applaud your correct usage of “its” and “it’s”. I know we’re not supposed to correct grammar on here but I so often see them used incorrectly that I appreciate it when I can read a well-written, grammatically correct comment. :)

Kicking the bucket a few times will keep it from getting carbonated.

Same.

Exactly. If that’s what “genetically superior” looks like, then I’m proud to be inferior. #inferior4lyfe #myskinstayson

He is incredibly incompetent at his job. I know you can say the same thing for the entire administration, but JFC - you would think that you’d want a clever spin doctor as your press secretary and not this moron.

Starred for Dolt 45. This might be the best one yet.

That one is particularly bad-tempered.

Perfect.

Pretty much.

Honestly, I have my doubts about whether he is “evil”. First of all, define evil. And secondly, who’s saying he’s evil? God and His followers, right? Are we to just take their word for it? Satan advocated for education, remember. :)

Also, god forbid we have affordable education.

And when he said, “well, he put them in the Holocaust centers...” OMG.

Sorry, I tried to give you a star but Kinja took it away instead. Anyway, that description is spot on.

Same. For a minute I thought, “wait, there’s another one???”

That legit made me snort. That’s awesome.

But at least Sloth was kind-hearted and lovable. Eric is just... not.