Also not in possession of a vagina/uterus so probably gives exactly zero fucks because it doesn’t affect him.

This made me actually snort... and I’m at work. :)

Perfect. Love this.

I’ve been told I look like Kate Winslet. Not sure that gets me anything, tbh.

I’ll do the same the next time a manspreader/space invader sits next to me.

Exactly what I was thinking. Invading several threads to make that point.

I am the same. I’m a light sleeper and need the perfect sleep environment to achieve any kind of restful sleep.

Brilliant. I’d give you a star but Kinja is doing that thing where it is removing stars instead of adding them when I try.

Good story - it’s too bad you missed out on Alaska because that sounds amazing. And what an accurate representation of the American school system!

Do you perhaps live in Ireland? I live there now and can agree that the national airlines are not the best.

I’ve heard from some people that Delta consistently loses their luggage. I’ve flown Delta many times; I live in Ireland and usually fly KLM to the US and Delta is their U.S. partner. I’ve never had any issues with them. One of my friends hates Delta but it’s never been 100% clear to me why. She doesn’t like flying…

I’m just picturing this in my head and giggling to myself at work. Love it.

Starred for “stare like a creep for hours on end whilst giving little weirdo smiles”. Your description of your baby is gold.

I usually sit quietly listening to music (I have misophonia and my music is my comfort) and reading. Happy to be your airplane neighbor. :)

Oh I love that song!!!!

I just wanted to say hello. American here, but living in Ireland for nearly 13 years now. Currently in Dublin. :)

I know I’m (once again) late to the party and buried deep in the greys, but I remember during the primaries people were saying that they’d rather Trump be president than Ted Cruz - out of curiosity, I wonder if those thoughts have changed?

That always bothered me, too! Why 14, Bono? Why?

Cannot agree more.

I didn’t either! And now I have so many questions!