I'm almost picking up a Force Unleashed vibe here, in that there are no lows the developers won't stoop to when shamelessly ruining the source material with unbelievably shoehorned stories and absurd protagonists.
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Mine was cooler!!! haha
At least there wasn't a random Godchild who basically goes 'because fuck you' ala Mass Effect 3. That bastard AI could control an entire armada of reapers but apparently couldn't activate a switch, tell the reapers to stop killing, or overload a transmitter by itself without requiring you to kill yourself in the…
If it makes it out over here, it will be horrible and broken.
dem booties
Awesome, Wii U is definitely going to be worth a purchase... next year.
Pupil phone yak chocolate ice-cream?
Runs in PC browser, still better then Watchdogs graphics on PS4/Xbox One.
I'm normally not one to be prudish—but in the context of the existing relationship between Joel and Ellie—to say nothing of the age of Ellie's character—this is heavy on the disgusting, and pretty much empty on the funny.
Seriously—this is jacked up.
Same. 50 - No calls. If I ever get called, I want a good one. I'm Thinking "Tripple Murder committed by Hairless Transgendered Circus Monkey where the victim was found riddled with water squirting butt plugs fired by a high velocity vibrating assault dildo launcher."
Yes. Yes it does. It looks so shitty I can't tell what's happening.
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not nearly as cool as this.
The most amazing part of this is that we're living in a world where the President of the United States can make a joke referencing a (formerly) B-list Marvel Comics character and everyone in the audience is right there with him.
WOW! It's like night and day. The next gen versions make the 360 and PS3 versions look like Pitfall on the Atari! What a massive difference! Yep, next gen is totally worth it. Haha!
Metal Gear article?
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I should have expected as much from your username.
He drew this picture of me, so basically you are wrong.