Yeah that’s the doucheiest tip I’ve ever read. Just say “hey man, it was great talking to you, but I’ve gotta bounce. Maybe we can pick this back up some other time?” And then exchange contact info if the other party is interested. That extra 30 seconds or so isn’t going to kill ya, and if you really do need to go…

Not necessarily. There’s an area of grey in between. Better to not be remembered at all than to be remembered for being rude, to my mind. Why not just excuse yourself to use the restroom? Or to get a drink? Or, with a smile, “I just spotted so-and-so across the room and I’ve needed to speak with him about <something>…

Yeah, no. Sure, the person will “get over it” in the sense that they won’t be angry or insulted forever. But memories are formed when you make an impression on someone. If you abruptly say “nice talking to you”, spin on your heel and walk away, you sure as hell are making an impression, and not a good one.

It’s also hilarious because she tries to act as if she came across this miraculous scoop by herself. Not that she actually just stole it from somebody on twitter. #Journalism2015

“If you look at the flag closely, it’s clearly not Arabic”

That’s the max allowed by the IRS. $1500 x 12 = $18,000 for a year.

“Tension between Bandidos OMG and Cossacks MC remains high in Texas”

Filling it with ice is better. You get a nice cold quarter cup of soda, and then hints of flavor after it melts!

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

I have a leather trench coat hanging in the back of my closet. I couldn't even use it to sell coke in Miami in 1980 It's just too hot. I might get some use out of it if I every decide to become a gritty NYPD detective in season 1 or 2 of Law and Order

"Uncle Merv". That is effing hilarious.

These are detctors, NOT jammers. Jammers are illegal, detectors are not. They do not interfere with radar signals, only alert you do what signals are around you.

My diaphragm. I can take it anywhere, plop it in and bang. So easy! I resisted because I was always on the pill but I work at Hobby Lobby so that ship has sailed!!!

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

Many employers will give you a variety of investment options within the plan.

Shaquille,

Snow angels

...said the guy who never owned a cat or dog.